Honeymoon Fund

What They Already Have:

  • Toaster

  • Chairs

  • Bedset

  • Couch

  • Plates

  • All the Essentials of Married Life

What They Don’t Have:

  • High paying jobs in the private sector

  • Well running cars

If you’re able, contribute to a honeymoon fund instead! For two dollars, you can get a personalized thank you card. For a thousand dollars, you can have your name tattooed on the loving couple’s body part of your choice!

We accept bearer bonds, bitcoin, gold bullion, but we prefer cash, check, or venmo.